And while you're at it, just forget that this theater even exists

The Egyptian Theatre in Capitol Hill was recently showing the French film "Ne le dis à personne." In its English translation, the film's title seemed to be working directly against one of the other commercial offerings of the establishment:

OK, I won't breathe a word about the gift cards, though I'm a little puzzled as to why they'd choose to convey that request for secrecy right there on their marquee for all the world to see.

(Actually, the Egyptian was originally built as a Masonic temple, so maybe that legacy of secrecy is still working in some mysterious way.)